Disclaimer: Yes, my diet probably is similar to a guy living in a dorm. So sue me. My son, at least, eats better.

1. one Milky Way Dark bar

2. about two and a half small pieces of pepperoni pizza

3. about to go get-vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup

I’ve been eating horribly lately. Its just easier to eat crap. I have cereal and orange juice when I have breakfast, and usually have a more balanced meal for dinner. The rest of the day? I might have a granola bar. I’m a terrible 35-year-old.